My jelly-cam could raise the dead... not quite.


So I was just browsing through DA art to see whats out there, comment on some stuff, maybe get some ideas for my next tattoo when something started to disturb me:

Every page I looked at contained at least one image of a woman's left eye. I know that these are valid photographic images, but it seems to me that if so many are being taken at once they make each other a cliche image. Be it that I myself take lots of flower photographs and these are also poular photos to take I still don't flood an art site with them.

Did I miss something on tv, radio, internet, pigeon mail, office memo, powerline enduced preprogramed government big brother plot dream, or handwritten letter that announced the strange and sudden popularity of these pictures?

I know my rankings can seem it a bit crazy, and that is becuase they are. But really I mean how many of these can happen before some photographer grabs his camera and thinks: "Maybe we've taken enough of these for now". You know what I would love to see become a photo-fad? Parrots. Yeah parrots, big one, little ones, red feathers, blue feathers. I don't care just something other than chiks' eyes.

Oh well, back to my lomography...

UPDATE: I have uploaded my story WIP in 2 parts. If anyone gets a chance please read it and comment in Critique.

UPDATE: Still working on getting an upload od the story... I have been having troubles locating the most up-to-date version of it... hopefully I didnt loose it.

No really: right in the face.


So to battle writers' block I am about to do the most dangerous thing I have ever done... I will post what I have so far of my story onto DA... thats right, at the unimaginable wrisk of being copied I will but my hands our for critique for all who read... or at least who ever of my friends read this journal...

Thunder Muffin!

So I was mixing random stuff during my Wife and I's party night and I invented the best drink EVER!!!!

I call it the hulk! 1 part kalua, 1 part Creme De la Minte Liquer, 1 part milk (or creamer) It looks like that stub himself and will put the same look on your face! I love them. And so many uses!!!!!! Helps you sleep, helps you loosen up, helps you drive large military weaponry, helps you drive a space locomotive and will help drop you to sleep!

Indeed

I know its a soup spoon. Just don't take it for Christmas.

So I have been trying to jump back into writing on my story (now titled 'Mother's Favorite Words' ) and I can't seem to start. I am stuck on what to have the main character do to drive him insane and all. I have also been wanting to draw the woman from the story but I can't get that out either... not well anyway.

So I sit and wait and do a little dance and hope something will pop into my head soon.

UPDATE: In responce to all the negetive comments and notes I have recieved becuase of my Mac purchase I have something to say in responce

Go fuck yourselves. Thats right, no pussy-foot'n around the issue, go fuck yourselves. And what ever stick you got up you asses toward macs, please remove it and then follow through by sucking it.

Ass holes, ever heard of "If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all"?



I just realized I didn't put my signature random comment at the top of this journal... hmmm lets see...
My candy apple planet made such a big slash! Filter Filter!


yeah I like it.

so after my wife's computer literally broke by doing nothing as it sat in her lap, we decided it was time.

yes, thats right folks... we bought a mack
(dodges the oncoming hail of flying fruit and bottle)

now now I know there are alot of mac haters out there and after going through the task of finding reviewing purchasing and using one I can say that its just like a pc. only no viruses, hack attacks, key loggers, random hardware failures, over heatings, blue screens of doom, no "Can not run '.program' because 'wtf'.dll can not be found FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!!

I gotta say the actual onscreen use of a mac isn't any different than a PC, in fact is better. Quieter, faster, shinier, more detailed, and best yet: INDUSTRY STANDARD! HAH!
because of me and Heather's side jobs as photographers, my love of 3D and her use of photoshop for school/fun it was just the best choice to get a mac.

Its like having sex with the future!


wow that sounded weird even for me O.o